My Model

I've recently discovered My Date With Drew, a documentary about some guy who took 30 days and $1,100 to land a date with Drew Barrymore -- and nailed it.

See any similarities? Just subtract $1,100, sexual interest, documentarian dreams, and a boring starlet and add 70 days, a reverent fan, and the world's biggest rock star.

Obviously, Drew Barrymore, while easy on the eyes, is hardly the cultural phenomenon that Axl Rose is. And yet she has proved herself to be a pretty cool chick by dating this guy. Axl, I beseech you, don't let this pretty ditz outcool the Captain of Cool, aka you!

Please perform at our wedding celebration!