Sign the Axl Rose Petition!

Sign our petition to get Axl Rose to perform at our wedding!

To: Axl Rose

WHEREAS Axl Rose, an explosive frontman, an immensely talented singer, a rock legend to which all aspire, a vocalist who has impressed an incalculably high number of rocking moments upon the history of mankind,

WHEREAS Axl's band, GUNS N ROSES, one of the top-selling bands of all time, a Grammy-winning group, is allegedly releasing a new album soon, "Chinese Democracy," reportedly the most expensive studio album ever made,

WHEREAS Axl has been in nearly constant reclusion for the past decade, has cancelled numerous tour dates, has infuriated many of his fans, and could use some awesome favorable publicity,

WHEREAS Matt Stewart and Karla Zens are tremendous Guns N Roses fans, who held tickets to two Guns N Roses shows scheduled for New Year's Eve 2002, who have memorized countless lyrics and guitar riffs, who who rather rock out to Appetite for Destruction than do just about anything else,

WHEREAS Matt and Karla are holding a wedding celebration tentatively scheduled for summer 2006, which currently lacks any sort of musical entertainment, which could use a good hard kick in the pants,

WE RESOLVE that Axl Rose should do the infinitely cool thing and perform a number of songs with or without his band at Matt and Karla's wedding celebration, including but not limited to "Welcome to the Jungle," "November Rain," "Civil War," "Paradise City," "Patience," "Don't Cry," "Breakdown," "Mama Kin," "Sweet Child O' Mine," and "Get in the Ring,"

WE RESOLVE that Axl should perform free of charge, should take at least one dance with grandma, should enjoy himself as much as possible, and should generally put on a hell-raiser of a show,

WE RESOLVE that this would be the most rocking wedding celebration in the history of the universe, would ensure rabid fan support for a demonstration of unsurpassed coolness, and would enshrine Axl and his music in the ledger of history as one of the greatest acts ever.

WE WANT AXL ROSE TO PERFORM AT MATT & KARLA'S WEDDING CELEBRATION!

Sincerely,

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